The Aussie 
Righto, cobber, let’s sort out this demerit points caper. Think of it like this: demerit points are like stubbies at a barbie – you don’t wanna collect too many, or you’ll end up on the wrong side of the law faster than a wombat on a hot tin roof.
When ya do something dodgy on the road, like forgetting to give way or treating the speed limit as more of a suggestion, the cops slap ya with demerit points quicker than a ‘roo hops down the track. These points, mate, they’re like little red flags waving at ya, saying, “Oi, mate, pull your socks up or you’ll be walking home!”
But here’s the kicker – you wanna lose demerit points, not gain ’em. Yeah, you heard me right! It’s like a game of footy where you wanna kick goals for staying clean on the road. Rack up too many demerits, and you’ll be walking the highway of shame faster than you can say “g’day.”
So, remember, sport: keep those demerit points down like a cold one on a scorching day, or you’ll be as welcome on the road as a cane toad in a veggie patch.
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